
As you probably know, I am somewhat of an expert in the field of “manpoints”, having written several extensive and well researched articles (see here and here).
However, in an effort to further the field of manpoints and help men everywhere, I’ve compiled a manpoints scorecard. With this scorecard, you can easily determine your Manliness Quotient (MQ) and identify areas for further growth.
Ladies, please pass this along to the man in your life. No need to say thank you.
Each of the following statements has an associated point value attached to it. At the end of the scorecard, sum up your points to determine your MQ.
The Manpoints Scorecard
Your jeans are appropriately loose, with no prefabricated rips or patches. (+1 point)
Your jeans are so tight that you require a system of levers and pulleys to help you put them on each morning. (-1 point)
You attended a Josh Groban concert in an effort to serve your wife/girlfriend. (+1 point)
You were in the front row and reached out to touch Josh Groban’s hand. (-1 point)
You wear a fanny pack. (-1 point)
You wear a fanny pack which contains a pistol and ninja stars. (+1 point)
Your Bible is safely secured in a Precious Moments Bible cover and has a handle which allows you to carry it like a purse. (-1 point)
Your Bible is covered in pure, unadulterated cowhide. (+1 point)
You call your pajamas “jammies”. (-1 point)
You’re a bit fuzzy on the line between clothes for church and clothes for sleeping (+1 point)
You own at least three power tools. (+1 point)
You own three power tools: an electric razor, a screwdriver, and a pencil sharpener. (-1 point)
Your usual order at Starbucks is a “tall skinny vanilla latte, extra foam, two pumps of caramel, and two splenda”. (-1 point)
You can chew your coffee. (+1 point)
You’ve ever read a novel where the main plot line involved a young Amish girl hopelessly in love with a non-Amish man, and how they overcame all barriers on the path to marriage. (-1 point)
You occasionally smell like an Amish horse barn. (+1 point)
You don’t like competition, and arrange all games so that everyone ends up a winner. (-1 point)
You turn everything into a competition, including your daughter’s birthday party.
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Okay, how did you do? I would encourage to talk about your MQ with the guys in your accountability group, and ask for their help.
Now I need you help. What would you add to the Manpoints Scorecard?
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Written by Stephen Altrogge