Things Not To Say To Your Wife When…
September 22nd, 2007 by Stephen Altrogge
She’s pregnant:
- “I just didn’t realize that you would get so big!”
- “I don’t understand why you’re so tired. You haven’t done anything today.”
- “Well, you definitely look pregnant.”
She’s in labor:
- “Come on, it’s not that bad.”
- “You don’t hear me complaining.”
- “I had a headache once that probably felt similar to this.”
- “Just breathe.”
When she’s leaving the hospital:
- “Wow, you still look sort of pregnant.”
- “You know that tonight is Monday Night Football, right?”
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September 22nd, 2007 at 11:25 am
It can be good to have a newborn in the Fall - when we did - Daddy had ’special’ alone time with the baby while he stayed up and watched football while Mom got a nap!
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I hope you didn’t learn these tips by experience!
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Yes football is a wonderful gift from God when it comes to watching a newborn. I love it.
And no, I didn’t learn these tips by experience…
September 27th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Hilarious! Yeah- leaving the hospital and telling your wife she still looks pregnant may not go over to well!