Men, wondering if you’ve indulged a little too much during your Thanksgiving dinner? Here are some top signs that you have:
- At any point during dinner you use the phrase, “I really shouldn’t but…”
- After dinner you change into sweatpants
- Your sweatpants don’t fit
- You’re sweating…Cool Whip
- You would use any of the words to describe the way you feel: bloated, ballooned, or blimpy
- Your mother feels compelled to tell everyone that you’re big boned
- You find yourself licking out any form of food container
- You eat leftovers…on Thanksgiving


Written by Stephen Altrogge
Topics: Humor