7 Reasons I’m Glad God Created Women
May 11th, 2008 by Stephen Altrogge
Why am I glad that God created women?
1. So that we wouldn’t substitute Axe body spray for a shower (single guys, take note)
2. Without women, all our meals would fall into two categories: Hot Pockets and microwavable (wait, that’s only one)
3. Because guys stink at changing diapers
4. To keep us from wearing jeans until they can stand up on their own
5. To cuddle and coddle us when we get a mancold
6. To keep us from doing really stupid things, like trying to fix a running lawn mower
7. To remind us that armpit noises and booger jokes aren’t as funny as we thought
What would you add to the list?
Posted in Humor
May 12th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Class list!
Common though! Armpit noises and booger jokes are funny! Though a farting joke is funnier! (You ever youtube ‘fart’, the results are hillarious)
May 12th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
This is high-larious! Thanks for the laugh.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Very funny…
To keep guys from looking like they slept in their clothes and that they’re color blind.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
YellerDaisies - Yep, we most definitely need that!