Just for fun.
- Any movie featuring both Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal.
- Any more “Chicken Soup for the [insert person, such as astronaut] Soul books.
- Letting George Lucas anywhere near a camera.
- Attaching the word “extreme” to something that isn’t, specifically deodorant or shampoo.
- Bible covers with any of the following on the front: Bald Eagle, very caucasian looking Jesus, the praying hands.
- Talking loudly on a cellphone, as if you were communicating with someone in space [I think I do this sometimes].
- Air quotes, except in extreme circumstances.
- The phrase “it’s not so much the heat, but the humidity that gets you”.
- Letting Stephen ride a scooter.
- Letting Stephen do these silly lists.
Many more things need to be made illegal. What would you add?
Written by Stephen Altrogge
Topics: Humor