Supply the Caption

Written by Stephen Altrogge

Topics: Humor

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Okay, supply the caption! I’ll post my favorite one…

Bob said:

“The break back truck jack” just $19.99 Wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the treated four by fours free. Order in the next 30 seconds and you’ll also get a free neck brace!

Luke said:

Extreme breakdancer Erik “Sparky” Jones pushes his “art” beyond the limits of safety, sanity, and intelligence.

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32 Comments Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. NP says:

    Earl swore he saw McGuyver do this once.

  2. Steve says:

    Why women live longer than men.

  3. Who needs a jack when a 2×4 works just as good!

  4. Keri says:

    anyone seen my tuna on rye?

  5. Faith: how far do you trust?

  6. Ben Hastings says:

    If I just had one more 2×4!

  7. Adam Johnson says:

    “One day I will look back on this day and wonder ‘What was I thinking?’”

  8. Jeremy says:

    Watch this, Al. Jacks are a thing of the past. I think I can patent this design! We’ll be rich!

  9. Mechanic trap. Raise truck with 2×4’s, place bait (tools) under truck, hide and wait for victim to be lured in.

  10. Allen Mickle says:

    In an effort to increase the amount of licensed mechanics, the safety standards for ASE certification were lowered slightly.

  11. Sara Rankin says:

    “Better than AAA, no job is too tough for the 2×4, 24/7 roadside mechanic.”

  12. Sara Rankin says:

    thought of another one.

    “Roadside Challenge – the new reality show from Fox. With a pocketknife, duct tape and a 2×4, fix this truck and git ‘r done!”

    yeah it’s Friday and I am absolutely bored.

  13. Dawson says:

    “…Now where did I put that bubble gum and balin’ wire?”

  14. Melissa says:

    I couldn’t get into the Guiness book so I’ll go for a Darwin Award.

  15. Sara says:

    Note to self: when trying to catch the GEICO money, all you really need is a phone call.

  16. - Auto Air-Condition Commercial -

    “Whew! It’s much cooler down here than it was IN there!”

  17. Bob says:

    “The break back truck jack” just $19.99 Wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the treated four by fours free. Order in the next 30 seconds and you’ll also get a free neck brace!

  18. Glenn says:

    This angled parallel parking is killing me.

  19. Glenn says:

    I’m so glad I found such a good deal on this pop-up camper!

  20. Lean-2 never felt he got the respect he deserved from the other Autobots.

  21. Jeremy Asher says:

    Used Datsun pick-up, $250.
    A pair of two-by-fours, $12.
    15 minutes of shame in the blogosphere, priceless!

  22. Ralph says:

    “I’m the real Transformers.”

  23. That’s a lot of work
    Just to find a little shade
    Tipped truck the wrong way!

  24. Here at Calvinistic Motor Repair the doctrine of predestination is not paid mere lip service. So, if you want to your vehicle fixed right and see faith in action, come on down to Calvinistic Motor Repair. Hopefully we will be waiting for you. Or not whatever.

  25. luke m says:

    Extreme breakdancer Erik “Sparky” Jones pushes his “art” beyond the limits of safety, sanity, and intelligence.

  26. Ron Reffett says:

    Dang! I know I saw that dime around here somewhere!

  27. Jordan says:

    Look! A quarter

  28. Grego says:

    “It seemed like a good idea at the time…”

  29. Doug says:

    “Try it now Bo.” “Ok Luke here goes nothing…”

  30. Paul Walton says:

    I don’t have a caption, but see the red metal box in front of the truck? That’s a welding machine, the big square object he’s working close to is a tank, he’s welding next to the gas tank. The 4by 4’s that are holding up the truck are the least of his problems.

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