Supply the Caption

by Stephen Altrogge on October 16, 2009

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Okay, supply the caption! I’ll post my favorite one…

Bob said:

“The break back truck jack” just $19.99 Wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the treated four by fours free. Order in the next 30 seconds and you’ll also get a free neck brace!

Luke said:

Extreme breakdancer Erik “Sparky” Jones pushes his “art” beyond the limits of safety, sanity, and intelligence.

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NP October 16, 2009 at 9:18 am

Earl swore he saw McGuyver do this once.

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Victoria October 17, 2009 at 11:11 pm

I love the MacGyver one! The picture made me laugh, thanks for posting it! :)

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Steve October 16, 2009 at 9:20 am

Why women live longer than men.

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YellerDaisies October 16, 2009 at 9:33 am

Who needs a jack when a 2×4 works just as good!

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Keri October 16, 2009 at 9:34 am

anyone seen my tuna on rye?

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Ric Deyarmond October 16, 2009 at 10:36 am

Faith: how far do you trust?

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Ben Hastings October 16, 2009 at 10:46 am

If I just had one more 2×4!

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Adam Johnson October 16, 2009 at 10:52 am

“One day I will look back on this day and wonder ‘What was I thinking?’”

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Jeremy October 16, 2009 at 11:16 am

Watch this, Al. Jacks are a thing of the past. I think I can patent this design! We’ll be rich!

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Chris Coppenbarger October 16, 2009 at 11:47 am

Mechanic trap. Raise truck with 2×4′s, place bait (tools) under truck, hide and wait for victim to be lured in.

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Allen Mickle October 16, 2009 at 12:04 pm

In an effort to increase the amount of licensed mechanics, the safety standards for ASE certification were lowered slightly.

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Sara Rankin October 16, 2009 at 12:45 pm

“Better than AAA, no job is too tough for the 2×4, 24/7 roadside mechanic.”

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Sara Rankin October 16, 2009 at 12:48 pm

thought of another one.

“Roadside Challenge – the new reality show from Fox. With a pocketknife, duct tape and a 2×4, fix this truck and git ‘r done!”

yeah it’s Friday and I am absolutely bored.

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Dawson October 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm

“…Now where did I put that bubble gum and balin’ wire?”

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Melissa October 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm

I couldn’t get into the Guiness book so I’ll go for a Darwin Award.

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julie October 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm

I love the Darwin Awards.

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Sara October 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Note to self: when trying to catch the GEICO money, all you really need is a phone call.

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Andrew Burkhart October 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm

- Auto Air-Condition Commercial -

“Whew! It’s much cooler down here than it was IN there!”

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Bob October 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm

“The break back truck jack” just $19.99 Wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the treated four by fours free. Order in the next 30 seconds and you’ll also get a free neck brace!

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Glenn October 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm

This angled parallel parking is killing me.

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Glenn October 16, 2009 at 8:13 pm

I’m so glad I found such a good deal on this pop-up camper!

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Drew from ChattTown October 16, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Lean-2 never felt he got the respect he deserved from the other Autobots.

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Jeremy Asher October 16, 2009 at 11:39 pm

Used Datsun pick-up, $250.
A pair of two-by-fours, $12.
15 minutes of shame in the blogosphere, priceless!

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Ralph October 17, 2009 at 5:24 am

“I’m the real Transformers.”

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Christian Haiku October 17, 2009 at 7:33 am

That’s a lot of work
Just to find a little shade
Tipped truck the wrong way!

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Mike Anderson October 17, 2009 at 9:03 am

Here at Calvinistic Motor Repair the doctrine of predestination is not paid mere lip service. So, if you want to your vehicle fixed right and see faith in action, come on down to Calvinistic Motor Repair. Hopefully we will be waiting for you. Or not whatever.

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luke m October 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Extreme breakdancer Erik “Sparky” Jones pushes his “art” beyond the limits of safety, sanity, and intelligence.

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Ron Reffett October 18, 2009 at 12:15 am

Dang! I know I saw that dime around here somewhere!

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Jordan October 18, 2009 at 12:37 am

Look! A quarter

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Grego October 18, 2009 at 12:57 am

“It seemed like a good idea at the time…”

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Doug October 18, 2009 at 2:36 am

“Try it now Bo.” “Ok Luke here goes nothing…”

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Paul Walton October 19, 2009 at 12:10 am

I don’t have a caption, but see the red metal box in front of the truck? That’s a welding machine, the big square object he’s working close to is a tank, he’s welding next to the gas tank. The 4by 4′s that are holding up the truck are the least of his problems.

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