A Picture So Horrendous It Needs A Caption

by Stephen Altrogge on December 18, 2009

I shared this on Twitter last night, but it was so awful I needed to share it with the rest of you.

Please supply a caption!

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{ 19 comments… read them below or add one }

Matt Rodatus December 18, 2009 at 10:41 am

Let this be a pastoral call to watchfulness for us all.

Isaiah 56:10

Israel’s watchmen are blind, all of them,
they know nothing;
all of them are mute dogs,
they cannot bark;
they dream, lie down,
and love to sleep.

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Dan Smith December 18, 2009 at 11:04 am

My caption:
Because your dog can never have enough fur…

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Nathan Branine December 18, 2009 at 11:18 am

Supply this dog with a carton of ice cream, a lazyboy, and a General Hospital marathon, and they’ll look just like their owner.

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B. Minich December 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm

They call me man’s best friend. If this is how they treat me, I’d hate to be called his enemy!

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Elaine December 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Rescue me!

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Nathan Rutman December 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Stephen, does this mean I need to return your Christmas present?

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Stephen Altrogge December 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Actually Nate I would still like it.

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Sarah Dietrich December 18, 2009 at 3:22 pm

God gave dogs fur. Unless you shave your dog, please don’t embarrass than with this product. Thank you.

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Stephen Altrogge December 19, 2009 at 2:37 pm

I don’t think you should embarrass your dog even if you do shave his fur!

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tom December 18, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Stephen,
The most troubling aspect of this is that it caught your attention.
Pink? A poodle?
You are straying into serios man-points deduction…
tjk

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Stephen Altrogge December 19, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Tom – This caught my attention in the way a car wreck catches my attention. I couldn’t not look.

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Courtney December 18, 2009 at 9:37 pm

Finally a product where the infomercial host CANT say “But wait – There’s more!”

Unless they made it glow in the dark.

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Christina December 19, 2009 at 2:10 am

I sent a photo-text of this to a friend and she replied, “Oh great, now my little wiener dog can support me in my horrendous taste in fad accessories.”

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Drew from ChattTown December 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm

“Against its will, all creation was subjected to God’s curse…” Romans 8:20

btw, I love that the package labeling is written for the dog. (keeps YOU warm and YOUR paws free)

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Stephanie December 19, 2009 at 10:09 pm

No caption, but I have to disagree with everyone here – although I would neeever buy or hope to be given a “Snuggie” for my own personal use, I can’t help but think it’s absolutely adorable on the dog pictured! Admit it – you can tell in his eyes that he loves it.

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Jim Hogue December 20, 2009 at 10:40 am

What is wrong with a pink dog suit? I mean, what if the dog likes it. I think Stephen is doing some serious judging here. Look at those dog-eyes. Don’t they just scream, “Bring me some hot cocoa!”? Try to understand the dog in all of us, Stephen! Look to the dog in you

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Jacquie Olsen December 20, 2009 at 2:58 pm

“To all literate, English speaking dogs…”

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emily December 21, 2009 at 9:05 am

“now your dog can fight you for the remote”

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Jesse February 5, 2010 at 9:28 pm

Now you too can keep your doggies warm on a cold night.

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